Dominique Chevalier presents…
An original parody…
The Ramen
Starring…
Uzumaki Naruto
Haruno Sakura
Uchiha Sasuke
And guest star…
The Ramen Box
Naruto “So…what are we going to have for lunch? Ramen!”
Sakura “How about salad?”
Naruto “Ramen!”
Sakura “Spaghetti?”
Naruto “Ramen!”
Sakura “Chinese food?”
Naruto “Ramen!”
Sakura “Cotton candy?”
Naruto “Ra-…that actually sounds…I mean…Ramen!”
Sakura “Apple pie?”
Naruto “Ramen!”
Sakura “Chicken wings?”
Naruto “RAAAMEEEEN! T^T”
Sasuke “For god’s sake, shut up the f**k up! You have no idea! No idea! What it’s like to listen to your annoying f**king bickering?!?! Oh, I want this! No, I want this! It’s driving me crazy! What about me, huh?! What about my opinion?! You know what?! F**k you, Naruto and f**k you, Sakura! I’m leaving this village and going to Orochimaru! I don’t care if he’s a freaking pedophile! Maybe, he’ll actually listen to what I want to eat for lunch!”
Sakura “:o”
Naruto “:o”
Sasuke “>(“
Naruto “Okay, chill, Sasuke, what do you want for lunch?”
Sasuke “Finally…I-“
Naruto “Ramen!”
Sasuke “That’s it! CHIDORI!!!”
Naruto “GAAAHHH!”
Sasuke “Phew…now, what I want to eat for lunch is…”
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Sakura “Well?”
Sasuke “Meh, I’m not that hungry. I’m just gonna run off and f**k some random girl in an alternate dimension because everyone here is an idiot”
